5 reasons 4 not commiting suicide

1- ur parents may b angry w/ u 4 staining w/ blood ur mother's favourite carpet.

2- If u live alone, after dying ur body will start 2 rot, so it will smell real bad

3- if u commit suicide in a hidden place the police will b spending their time investigating ur "murder" instead of eating or making money w/ bribery.

4- if u fail, u will b bullied for tha rest of ur life.

5- if u do it u will b, huh... dead?